Sunday, September 9, 2012

Start Eating Better Now + Stay Out Of Debt. Also: Women Decoded.



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Sept 07, 2012

RELATIONSHIP ADVICE OF THE WEEK

What Women Want

Why? Because divorced women are our go-to gals for failure and fantasy.
You were a nice guy; you were accommodating, deferential and respectful of her need for personal space. You refused to indulge in drama and were unwilling to allow chaos to enter your life. You had a magnificent set of throw pillows, a Zaha Hadid-designed kitchen and a pool boy with whom she ran off one day. In his seatbelt-less Jeep Wrangler. Wanna know what happened here?




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FINANCIAL ADVICE OF THE WEEK

Staying Out Of Debt

Why?
Because solvency is freedom.
Nokia's new Lumia 920 has a beautiful curved glass screen, and the most impressive installation of Windows Mobile we have yet seen; it's also red -- like how a Ferrari is red. In a similar vein, you might want to switch that "Globex" out for a Rolex -- people are talking. Shall we proceed? Peacoats; wing tips, vintage turntables, first editions of The Great Gatsby… it's all available through your local bank, and at only 24% interest! The flyer addressed to "occupant" promised you! It's the deal of a lifetime, no? It's everything you ever wanted…

BUYER'S GUIDE OF THE WEEK

September Grooming Tips

Why?
Because from July 5th to August 2nd,  you were literally on fire.
If you're anything like us, your summer was a blur of beaches, scantily clad women and giant, inflatable, dinosaur-shaped pool loungers with insulated "Brewtex 2000" cupholders. As a result, we've developed a bit of a case of the reptiles, and we find ourselves mimicking that old Ricardo Montalban Chrysler ad ("such reech Correenthian leather!") every time we shower. Luckily, we've assembled a crack team creams, lotions, smears, foams and onguents to return you to human form. It's like a fairy tale!

INTERVIEW OF THE WEEK

ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit Talks College Football

Why?
Because this is great and all, but how 'bout some football?
Hey guys, that was really fun talking about skin creams that we lather onto our naked bodies in order to help ourselves appear youthful, right? We had a good time talking about that. It wasn't like it was weird or anything because we're totally secure in ourselves. Moving right along and in a different direction… What about college football? We like to watch A LOT of it -- we're way more into it than, say, hand cream -- and we're always looking out for the next crop of stars. Here's college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit with the goods.


LIFE COMMENTARY OF THE WEEK

How One Man Learned To Start Eating Better

Why?
Because -- scientific fact -- Slim Jims are actually digested in the heart and excreted through the soul.
We've all faltered. The late-night bowl of Cookie Crisp and Yoo-hoo, the flash-fried bacon sandwich, the five pounds of marshmallow bananas consumed in the dark while watching Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle For Earth. It's a foible for most, a "foul bachelor frog"-esque deviance from the culinary norm. For Peter Hoare, however, it was his life -- and it was soon going to be his life-threatening condition.

Read on for how one man broke the bacon spell.





VIDEO OF THE WEEK

The Keys To Being A Good DJ

Why?
Because he can teach you a few things.
You can spin, you can scratch, and you can avoid the temptation, at your first club gig, to slip your demo (we're actually called Patsy Dekline, and it's a death-metal take on Texas country!) into the mix. Unfortunately, this is not enough to score you that international, drunk-in-the-BA-World-lounge-at-Heathrow life you've been looking for.

If you listen to L.A.'s DJ Politik -- and you should -- that whole hard work/years of practice thing makes an appearance in the prerequisites as well. Why is nothing easy?





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DATING COMMENTARY OF THE WEEK

Dating In Your 30s

Why?
Because this is the championship round.
People in their 20s say things like "hooked up" and "DTF," and it's a bit too Red Bull-and-vodka to really handle. Unfortunately, people in their 40s say things like "the men in my life" and "we made music," bringing to mind visions of balefully intertwined caterpillars pulsing in the dark to Santana. Your 30s are the time for it not to be somehow gross.




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